Lorne Armstrong, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived

Welcome to the Church of Cawd, Official Fanclub of Lorne Armstrong, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived. Lorne Armstrong, who is better known for his appearance on To Catch A Predator, has brought salvation to humanity AND plenty of fun and entertainment to thousands of people worldwide.

When he was 36, Lorne meticulously planned how he was going to “sexually annihilate” an innocent little thirteen year old girl named Kayla. His demented sexual fantasies knew no boundary

But why are we so obsessed with the man? Well, in simple words, Lorne is an incredibly stupid and goofy person who, for one month, chatted with his “precious little baby girl.” The things he said in that chatlog on the phone are so incredibly hilarious